January 2011
I wonder if Daniel Radcliffe imagines himself as...
privaterianne:
Sorry for the radio silence, but I'M IN ISRAEL!
Can't sleep.
So I watch the saddest Scrubs episodes and cry. What is my life? Why is it so sad?
I'm leaving.
I’m leaving my home in less than 7 hours. I’m leaving for four months, and I have this crazy mix of emotions and I can’t sleep. I’m excited and scared and nervous and happy and ready and hesitant. I feel like I’m going to cry. And then hurl because there are these big giant butterflies in my tummy. I always said I would be ready to go, so excited, but now that...
Why would you rather be skinny than eat delicious...
jambajewwsss:
frombehindthesun:
I don’t get thinspo. I want FOOD.
I enjoy our rants together.
I enjoy our lives together. I’m gonna miss you HanStrau. Why did you have to leave my bed?
Why would you rather be skinny than eat delicious...
I don’t get thinspo. I want FOOD.
Dear SAT... COME AT ME BRO
xinrui:
You Should Date An Illiterate Girl
clavicola:
I like this. I like this a lot.
Clever.
3 tags
20 pounds of books.
How is that okay in ANY WAY? That’s like half a suitcase in weight right there!
Fuck you DMV, fuck you Bay Cities Driving school.
Now my permit is going to expire and I can’t drive. I didn’t even get to take the damn test. Thanks for making my day great. Please go away.
“Peel off my clothing
and keep me warm with your skin.
I’m waiting for You.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
Just learned how to use imported textures and...
Slowly getting better at photoshop. Slowly.
500families:
people who say being single is better aren’t in amazing relationships.
Agree x1,000,000
Michael J. Fox is my hero.
Anonymous asked: The Landover Baptist Church is satire.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Landover_Baptist_Church
"The fictional Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist, Independent Baptist churches and Biblical literalism."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Landover_Baptist_Church
"The fictional Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist, Independent Baptist churches and Biblical literalism."
The Social Network
Mark Zuckerberg: You signed the papers.
Eduardo Saverin: You set me up.
Mark Zuckerberg: You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company?
Eduardo Saverin: This is gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook.
Sean Parker: It won't be like you're not a part of Facebook. You're not a part of Facebook.
Eduardo Saverin: My name's on the masthead.
Sean Parker: You might wanna check again.
Eduardo Saverin: This because I froze the account?
Sean Parker: Did you think we were going to let you parade around in your ridiculous suits thinking you were running this company?
Eduardo Saverin: [cutting him off] Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!
Sean Parker: Security's here, you'll be leaving now.
Eduardo Saverin: I'm not signing those papers.
Sean Parker: We will get the signature.
Eduardo Saverin: Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix.
Eduardo Saverin: You did it, I knew you did it! You planted the story about me and the chicken.
Mark Zuckerberg: I didn't plant the story about the chicken.
Sean Parker: What's he talking about?
Eduardo Saverin: You had me accused of animal cruelty.
Sean Parker: Seriously, what the hell's the chicken?
Eduardo Saverin: And, I'll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook, which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole, because I'm not just coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for everything.
