December 2010
Rant.
I hate people. In specific, one person. I will not say his name as he does to others on his blog, and I will try to stay general so if you know him you won’t know. This guy has a problem. This problem is girls. He never has enough girls, and he always wants a new one. Every time I talk to him, he’s on a new girl, but still heart broken about the old one. These are the only...
Leaving for Mexico for 10 days.
See you later! Hopefully with some cool pictures.
Lots of love, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy day after Christmas shopping,
Maya.
Final Grades
Spanish 5-6: A-
Calculus AP AB: B-
AP US History: A-
Advanced Art: A
AP English: B
Physics: A
YES SO HAPPY OMG YES! And I’m done with my stupid school until next fall. Israel, I’m coming for you.
Simon.
I’m not sure, how if Simon is still the same person and same actor, why he looks so fucking SEXY as Future Simon, and just cute as Present Simon. For the life of me, I can’t figure out what’s different besides the confidence. But that’s not a looks thing. FUUUUUUCK.
Also, sex scene with Future Simon and Alisha, hottest thing I have ever seen in all of my life. Oh, good...
Anonymous asked: i dont like ur new theme it's 2 hard too read. all the stuff is crammed on the right and it's kinda ugly.
Parents.
Mom: Arie, this is a really expensive bottle of wine. Where'd you get it?
Dad: Oh, my girlfriend gave it to me.
Mom: Is this a new one? You should keep her. I like this wine.
(They're kidding btw, my parents are married and happy.)
Raped by my calc test, raped my APUSH test. Cool.
deathlybrowllows:
I quite enjoy kissing boys.
As do I. And honestly, who doesn’t?
I cannot
cram any more acts, court cases, land acquisitions, political parties, facts about the civil war, battles, laws, facts about the gilded age, things presidents did, things done to Native Americans, things done to African Americans, compromises, dates, amendments or anything else in the entire history of America before the 1900s into my brain.
Now, to cram the fundamental theorem of calculus, rules...
“I have become infinitely more depressed since I started taking Astronomy, and...”
– the spines of names and leaves: Astronomers Find First Evidence Of Multiverse: Our cosmos was “bruised” in collisions with other universes
That sums up every time I think about the universe, and why I have a hard time watching Doctor Who or Star Trek.
"OMG, this is my first B ever!"
Dear people who say this,
Do not expect me to feel pity for you. I never have, do not now, and never will. It’s a B. It’s not even a C+. It’s probably actually a B+. But know what? I don’t give a shit. I got a C+ in Pre-Calc last year, and I didn’t open my mouth. It’s a B. You can still go to your kiss ass Ivy League schools. So don’t say “OMG, this...
jambajewwsss:
I HATE MAYA AND I HATE CRYING AND I HATE CRYING ABOUT MAYA LEAVING ME AND FUCK.
1, bitch you love me. 2, I’ll be back. It’s four months, and I’ll talk to you all the time. 3, stop crying thats my job. 4, I’ll be spending all summer with you.
I know I say stuff like this all the time...
but since my ankle is alllll better and I can work out now, I’m going to get in shape. This is what happens when I watch videos of myself dancing with Noah, skinny twig, and get self conscious.
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If only someone went down on me as much as tumblr...
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I hate people.
People are ignorant, stupid, unloving, unforgiving, hypocritical, biased, self absorbed pieces of shit.
List of (apparently) Jewish Celebs
Daniel Radcliffe
Natalie Portman
Jonah Hill
Dianna Agron (used to go to my neighbor temple)
Alison Brie
Kat Dennings
Amanda Bynes
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Andrew Garfield
Jake Gyllenhaal
Scarlett Johansson
Mila Kunis
Seth Rogen
Jason Schwartzman
Zach Braff
James Franco
Andy Samberg
Jon Stewart
Ben Stiller
Jason Segel
I hope they all lit menorahs and ate latkes like good little...
SLEEP
robin-sparkles:
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT
I’ve never heard of/done this thing called sleep. Sounds nice.
“A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst....”
– Sam Harris on stem cell research. (via deathlybrowllows)
The Doctor's love for Rose is the sweetest thing I...